n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically
celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your
family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and
does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are
accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because
decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the

A Festivus for the rest of us! -George Costanza

Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary

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